Below is a list of the stories we currently have here on "Bad Fanfic! No Biscuit!" We are always looking for more; please read the submission guidelines before submitting.

Please note that most stories currently on this site are rated NC-17 and have explicit sexual content, including explicit descriptions of sexual acts, sometimes between people of the same gender. If this offends you or if you are not old enough to read this kind of thing in your location, please read only the stories marked with a G rating, or leave this site now.

Included with each story, where possible, are explanations of the common BadFic elements that can be found in the story. The stories are listed below in alphabetical order. Click here to view the stories sorted by title.

Note: Authors are alphabetized by FIRST name, because many of us are using pseudonyms.

Title: The Anti-Love Spell
Author: Allison the Math Chick
Fandom: "Charmed"
Pairing: Prue/Phoebe/Piper/vegetables
Rating: NC-17

Title: Return to the Planet Where Everybody Was Gangsters
Author: Ann Larimer
Fandom: "Star Trek: The Original Series"
Pairing: None
Rating: G

Title: Love is the Drug
Author: Brianna Slade
Fandom: "Velvet Goldmine"
Pairing: Brian Slade/Curt Wild
Rating: NC-17

Title: The Sandman Cummeth
Author: Darth J. Landry
Fandom: "Star Wars"
Pairing: Deak/Windy (and others)
Rating: R

Title: Faster Enterprise! Kill! Kill!
Author: Jessica Leenstra
Fandom: "Star Trek: the Next Generation"
Pairing: Sort of Troi/Riker, Crusher/Picard
Rating: PG

Title: Revelations
Author: Joan the English Chick
Fandom: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Pairing: multiple
Rating: NC-17

Title: Red-Hot Intersections
Author: Katherine the Art Chick
Fandom: "Babylon 5", "Angel"
Pairing: Marcus/Dr. Franklin/Angel (and Ivanova/Talia implied)
Rating: NC-17

Title: Serpent's Passion
Author: Katherine the Art Chick
Fandom: "Stargate SG-1"
Pairing: Daniel/Jack
Badfic elements: sex, characterization, plot
Rating: NC-17

Title: Xena Luvs Gabby
Author: Katherine the Art Chick
Fandom: "Xena, Warrior Princess"
Pairing: Xena/Gabrielle
Rating: NC-17 (sort of)

Title: The Arc of Stars Across Infinity
Author: Melissa
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
Rating: PG

Title: The Arc of Stars Across Infinity: The Sequel!
Author: Melissa
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon/Mary Sue
Rating: R (language)

Title: Past Journeys
Author: Melissa
Fandom: "Highlander"
Pairing: none
Rating: G

Title: I'll Be Good For You
Author: Pamela "Hutch" Thalner
Fandom: BackStreet Boys, 'N Sync
Pairing: Justin Timberlake/Mary Sue
Rating: PG-13

Title: A Semi-Random Pairing of Unrelated Characters
Author: Rod Hilton
Fandom: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Pairing: Title says it all
Rating: NC-17

Title: Still Life #142
Author: Rose
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
Rating: G

Title: Elementary Biology
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Star Trek: Voyager"
Pairing: Paris/Chakotay
Badfic elements: male pregnancy
Rating: PG-13

Title: Mulder Gets An Anal Probe
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "The X-Files"
Pairing: none
Rating: NC-17 (for violence, not sex)

Title: My Chocolate Starfish
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: Limp Bizkit, "Angel"
Pairing: Wes/Mary Sue, Angel/Mary Sue
Rating: PG-13

Title: My Dark Lover
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Darth Maul/Mary Sue
Rating: NC-17

Title: The One
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "The X-Files"
Pairing: Scully/Doggett
Rating: PG

Title: Savage Luv
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace"
Pairing: Maul/Obi-Wan
Rating: NC-17

Title: Somebody Save Me
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Smallville"
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Badfic elements: underaged sex, plot implausibility
Rating: NC-17

Title: Spank the Monkey, Part One
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Planet of the Apes" (2001)
Pairing: Davidson/Thade
Badfic elements: Ew! Don't go there!
Rating: NC-17

Title: Starburst
Author: Siubhan
Fandom: "Farscape"
Pairing: Aeryn/Crichton
Rating: NC-17

Title: Mary Sue is Goo Goo for Johnny
Author: Steph
Fandom: Goo Goo Dolls
Pairing: Johnny Rzeznik/Mary Sue
Badfic elements: Real People Fic, Mary Sue
Rating: PG

Title: LET'S GET MARRIED!!!!
Author: TyranAmiros
Fandom: Queer As Folk US
Pairing: Brian/Justin
Badfic elements: Characterization, songfic, plot
Rating: PG-13

Title: Love and Hellmouths, a Round-Robin
Author: a committee of four: Jedimom, Joan the English Chick, Melissa, and Siubhan
Fandom: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Pairing: Willow/Tara, Giles/Ethan, etc.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Contains BTVS 5th-season spoilers.

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