Bad Fanfic! No Biscuit!

I'll Be Good For You

By Pamela "Hutch" Thalner

This badfic was written by Pamela "Hutch" Thalner (email / website) and involves the members of the boy-bands Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync. We'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that using real people in fanfic is a Very Bad Idea.

The author's explanation of the badfic elements of this story is given at the end of the page. Click here to skip directly to the Notes. Or, click any footnote.


  I'LL BE GOOD FOR YOU1

this fanfic is by me angela patterson and i hate writting this disclaimers dont you? i hate hate hate hate it. 2 anyway you know the guys all belong to themselves and angelia is mine! and so is taniyalla except she's really my best friend tanila so i guess she belongs to her. 3 n e way 4 her is my story i hop you like it its my first so please be kind. 5

Chatper One

Angelia Gabriella Patterson 6 got out of her car she was in Orlando at last. 7 shed been wanting to move here all her life and now she was here even tho she was only 18 her parents ahd said it was ok and bought her a big house to live in. 8

She locked her brand new 2001 lime green volkwagen
beetle (just like the one in the mandy moore video that was so kewl! 9) because even though she was in a secured neighboorhood she still didnt
feel safe. just then a guy came jogging by and angelia gasped when she saw who it was. 10

"omg that's nick carter! i live in the same street as nick carter from bsb!" 11

she was so happy. 12

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Chapter two

The next day when she went to the store to get some food she was pushing her shopping cart down the aisle when she axidently bumped into someone. "OMG i'm sorry she said. 13

"Its' okay" the hot guy smiled at her. Are you new in town?"

"Yeah I am my names Angelia Gabriella Patterson." Angellia 14 looked at the guy and unconshosly ran a hand through her thick, naturally curly auburn hair and blinked her beautiful violet eyes at him. 15 He looked kindof familiar with his blonde curly hair and blue eyes. "wait a minute you look familiar, do I know you?" 16

"yeah you might have seen me on tv i'm Justin timberlake". 17

"OMG! OMG!" 18 Angelia jumped up and down and screamed. justin just thought itwas funny because he got that reaction all the time so he just laughed. 19

he thought she was really cute cause she had a size 2 waist and she was dressed really hot in a stylish halter with ties across the back, perfect makeup and she was even wearing NSYNC lipgloss and she had hot hiphugger black pants on with platform sketchers on her feet. 20 so he asked her if she wanted to go out sometime and she said ye becauseshes not stupid. (duh) 21

Justin gives Angelia his phone number and tells her "you can call me anytime" 22

"ok". Angelia says she blushes and pushes her cart away before she goes justin gives her a look with his eyes 23 that says i want you so bad. 24

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chapter 3

When angiela got home her phone was ringing not her cell phoneor pager but her other phone. 25 she pickes it up there was heavy breething on the line "hello?" "hello?" nobody answers. she hangs it up and hsivers. 26 She called her best friend Taniyalla who they've nown eachother since they were babies and theyre bestfriends forever. 27 (an: iforgot to mention the reason angelia moved to orlando was b/c she and taniyiala where friends when they were littel and tanis parent's made her move withem to florida) 28 Taniyalla came over and they made dinner and Tainyala 29 was envois of Angeilia cuase shes going out on a date with justinTimberlake!!! 30

that night justin called her and they went out to ma movie. 31 Even thou she had seen it all ready she was happy to see it again because he kissed her during the romantic part. 32 the other girls in the theater gfive her meann looks as she walked out with him holding hands. but she just doesnt care because justin loves her. Justin took her home and the bodyguard Mike 33 waited while justin gave Angelia a goodnight kiss and promised her he'd call her the next night.

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Chatper Fore:

The next day someone knocked on angeilas door. She opened it and saw chris kirkpatrick, he jumps crazily into the room and gave her a hug "hi sis!" 34

"hi bro" she laughed and laughed and laughed. "i didn't thin kyou would be back until tomooorow. 35

"we got back earli and I just had to come and see you. look I brought busta and kOrea. aren't they cute"? 36

"They sure are now come in and guess what?"

"What what what?" Chris asked jumping around like a mental case. 37 'I met justin at the store and we went out ona date last nite!" Chris gave anigela a funny look. 38

"why are you looking me like that chris? we didn't do anything except he kissed me but it was really sweet."

"Don't you have a boyfriend?" chrs asked. 39

"we broke up when I moved here",ANgeliia said, "since its so far away from Pittsburge where i used to live 40 we figured it was for the best he's okay with it except...." anglia thot about that phonecall she had got the other night and started to get scared. 41

"its kay i'm here to protect you" chris said taking angelia into a strong preotective brotherly hug. 42 just then justin burstted into the room and saw them sitting together and......................... 43

ok thats it for now please send me feedbcack (or on fanfiction.net: r&r pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeassssssssssssseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!) and let me know what you think if i don't get any feedback or reviews i won't let u c the next parts!!!!!!!! 44

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Notes

I have not footnoted the spelling errors. Those tend to run rampant, so I will leave them as an exercise to the reader. Unfortunately, I actually seem to have given this piece of crud more plot than most boyband fics have in twenty "chapters"! Oh well...

1. The name of the fic must always come from the title of a song by the boyband in question.
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2. But of course!
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3. "Original" characters are invariably based on the author and her real-life friends.
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4. Let's shorten the language wherever possible; it doesn't matter if it reads like a personal email, it's only a story.
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5. Constructive critiscism will make the author think it's a personal attack on her, not her story.
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6. The main female character always has an incredibly long and unlikely name.
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7. Run-on sentence. (The first of many...)
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8. Let's get a little more implausible, here, shall we?
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9. Not only did her parents buy her a car, we need a side-note in the middle of the narrative to explain why the car is so "kewl".
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10. Line breaks like this tend to be annoyingly common.
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11. Of course she does! What an amazing coincidence.
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12. Yes, that IS the length of the average chapter.
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13. I always say "OMG" instead of "Oh my God," don't you? Also, punctuation errors tend to be distressingly frequent.
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14. Her name will now be spelled every way except the original, just to make sure all the bases are covered.
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15. Naturally she's beautiful. *coughMARYSUEcough*
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16. Restating the obvious.
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17. Justin would be so likely to say this to someone, just as he would be shopping by himself in the supermarket. Sure.
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18. See 13.
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19. A very realistic reaction from Mr. Timberlake. Characterization? What's that?
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20. Now we have the obligatory paragraph describing everything she's wearing, though we don't seem to know or care what Justin's clothed in.
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21. Because we'd be dumb not to go out with someone we just met, since he's a celebrity and therefore trustworthy.
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22. And apparently Justin's an idiot as well.
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23. How else would one give a look?
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24. Yeah, he sure is attracted to her.
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25. She's a modern woman, you know.
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26. Well. That was spooky.
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27. Huh? Didn't Angelia just move from wherever it was to Orlando?
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28. 'AN' is a common abbreviation for Author's Note. This particular one actually could have been integrated into the story instead of tacked on in a seemingly last-minute gesture, possibly just as the author thought of it. At least it's an explanation, which is still more than we get in most boyband fics.
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29. Note that Taniyalla's name will now be misspelled as much as possible.
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30. Not that Angelia has a date with a nice/interesting guy, but that it's with Justin Timberlake. Of course.
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31. Time passage? Continuity? Tee-hee!
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32. Of course they're already at the making out stage.
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33. Mike actually is one of 'N Sync's bodyguards; for some reason he gets swiped into every fanfic. I'm guessing this is probably because he's a prominent character in one popular author's ongoing series. Also: it took this long to point out the difficulties in Justin appearing in public?
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34. There weren't enough connections to the group, so the author decided to toss in a new one without any explanation, regardless of the fact that it negates half of what was already written.
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35. Er... even though you've already gone out with the group's lead singer? Shee.
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36. Obligatory mention of Chris's dogs; note that they will not be mentioned again.
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37. Instead of writing Chris like a real person who does a lot of funny stuff, he's being boiled down to a 'mental case'. The author probably went to The Easy Writing School of No Characterization.
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38. No paragraph break before Angelia speaks. Having her words followed by Chris's action makes it look even more like Chris is the one who spoke.
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39. We need another plot twist! Let's throw in something even more random.
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40. Ah, finally we find out where she used to live. Only took us three chapters.
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41. Yeesh. That's all I have to say about this. Yeesh.
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42. Oh, Chris, you're so strong and protective. (Sorry, Rocky Horror moment.) Lovely little Angelia is such a fragile flower, she needs a Big Strong Man to protect her. Excuse me, I need a barf bag.
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43. Draw your own conclusions. All those periods sure add to the suspense.
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44. The threat. Because, of course, the author doesn't write for herself, she writes for feedback. And don't we all? Excuse me. Where's that barf bag?
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