This badfic was written by Katherine the Art Chick (email / website) and involves the characters of "Babylon 5" and "Angel."
The author's explanation of the badfic elements of this story is given at the end of the page. Click here to skip directly to the Notes. Or, click any footnote.
"Hi dr Franklin" Marcus said walking into medlab "Im the cutest guy on the station even though Im kind of shy and insecure.1 Wanna fuck?"2
"Excuse you" Dr Franklin said "Im the cutest guy on the station!"3
"Why dont we ask Ivanvoa4?" Marcus said and they went to Ivnanova's quarters.
"Susan we were wondering which one of us is cuter?" Dr Franklin said.
"I dont have time for this Im busy fucking Talia because Im in love with her5. You two cuties will have to figure it out for yourselves." She said with a wink. She shut the door.
"I know lets ask Lennier6 hes really cute to!" Marcus said. Franklin agreed and they went to Lenneer's quarters.
"Leneir we were wondering which one of us was cuter and we thought wed ask you cause your cute too wanna fuck7?" Marcus asked.
"your ok for humans but neither of you is as cute as Delenn go away," Lennir said.8
Dr. Franklin and Marcus were really upset that Lenier rejected them9 so they had to comfort each other right there in the hall10. It started out real sweet with kissing and stuff but soon they got down with taking each others cloths off cause they were the cutest guys on the station.11
Suddenly a tall dark handsome stranger appeared in the hall wearing a long black coat. "Hi my name is Angle I am a vampire but I am good because I have a sole,"12 he said, and took his cloths off. This didnt bother Marcus or Steven because Angle was really cute.13 So they were putting their mouths on each others thingies14 when Garibaldi showed up.
"Boys Im going to have to put you in the brig for indecent behavior,"15 he said.
"Aw cmon!" Marcus said. "You can play to!"16
"Hes just mad cause hes not as cute as we are," Franklin said.17
"Hey Im plenty cute!"18 Garibaldi said and arested them all. He put them in a cell where he could watch them on one tv19 and Ivnova and Talia on the other20 because he was secretly in love with Talia21 and liked to watch people fuck22.
The end... or is it?23
1. Yeah, you SOUND shy and insecure.
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2. How romantic!
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3. Neither of these characters are anywhere NEAR this stuck
up. Thankfully. :P
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4. Ivanova. Note that the author does not spell it correctly
even once.
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5. Ummm. How... sweet? Who talks like this?
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6. This is the only time the author spells Lennier's name
correctly. Please
make an attempt to spell the characters' names correctly, but if you can't
find an official
spelling, at least be consistent.
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7. Wow, Marcus is quite the trollop! He died a virgin on the
show...
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8. Whoa, that's harsh! ;)
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9. Who wouldn't be? That was harsh! ;)
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10. They had to! They were devastated! ;)
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11. Well, that's a good a reason as any, and true. ;)
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12. Sling that exposition, dead boy! But I'm confused.
Does he have the
bottom of a shoe, or a fish?
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13. Well, that's as good a reason as any, and true. ;)
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14. Hot! ;)
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15. I can't believe the author spelled "indecent behavior"
properly!
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16. Damn, Marcus is a little slut!
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17. Are they the cutest guys on the station or the most
stuck-up guys on the
station?
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18. What a witty retort!
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19. "tv"? You mean security monitor?
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20. Invasion of privacy, anyone?
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21. Isn't someone always?
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22. Kinky! Although, doesn't he find it distressing to see
the woman he's
secretly in love with with someone else? He must not be the jealous type.
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23. There's more? Run away!
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