Fan Fiction by Joan the English Chick

Please be warned that many of the stories listed below contain adult content (i.e. sex) and that in many instances the parties involved are of the same gender. If that bothers you, or if you're not old enough to read that kind of thing in your location, turn back now.

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel | Smallville | Star Trek | Star Wars | X-Files | Xena/Hercules | Crossovers | Definitions of Terms


Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel

(listed in reverse chronological order -- newest first)

Title: Breaking the Mold
Description: What happens to Faith after the final episode of BTVS.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Faith/Wood
Spoilers: everything through the final episode

Title: Pit Stop
Description: Lindsey passes through Smallville on his way home.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lindsey/Lex
Spoilers: "Angel" 2nd season through episode "Dead End"

Title: Cold Comfort
Description: Spike visits Buffy after "As You Were." It's not pretty.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Buffy
Spoilers: BTVS 6th season through episode "As You Were"

Title: Melt Away
Description: Buffy, sex, fear, introspection.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Buffy/Spike
Spoilers: BTVS 6th season through episode "Wrecked"

Title: Be Careful What You Wish For
Description: A PARODY of what could have happened during post-production of episode "Wrecked."
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: BTVS 6th-season episode "Wrecked"

Title: Wasted
Description: A short piece fleshing out the end of "Wrecked" and moving into the following morning.
Rating: R
Pairing: Buffy/Spike
Spoilers: BTVS 6th Season through episode "Wrecked"

Title: Insult to Injury
Description: Sort of a cross between a mood piece and a PWP.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Buffy/Spike
Spoilers: BTVS 6th Season through episode "Flooded"

Title: The I In Team
Description: How Lindsey works off the frustration since he can't have Darla. The pairing is Lindsey/Lilah, but this is not a story for Lilah fans!
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lilah/Lindsey
Spoilers: Angel 2nd Season through episode "Redefinitions"

Title: Keep Me Movin'
Description: Faith picks up a stranger in a bar. X-Files crossover.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Faith/Krycek
Spoilers: BTVS 4th Season through episode "Who Are You"

Title: Nothing to Prove
Description: Anya gets on Spike's nerves. Then she gets on Spike. PWP.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Anya
Spoilers: BTVS 4th Season through episode "Where the Wild Things Are."

Title: Always Toward Wholeness
Description: Faith has some things to say to Buffy. Buffy isn't listening, but Faith says them anyway. Basically a short mood piece.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Faith/Buffy, sort of
Spoilers: BTVS 4th Season through episode "Who Are You," and "Angel" 1st Season through episode "Sanctuary."

Title: If You Can't Beat 'Em...
Description: What might have happened to Faith after the end of episode "Who Are You?"
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Faith
Spoilers: BTVS 4th Season through episode "Who Are You?", also AtS episode "Eternity"

Title: Aftershocks
Description: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Spoilers: BTVS 4th Season through episode "Doomed"

Title: Willow's Birthday Present
Description: It's Willow's birthday. What gift does she want from Oz? (This was my first BTVS fanfic so please be kind.)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Willow/Xander/Oz
Spoilers: BTVS 4th Season through episode "The Harsh Light Of Day"

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Smallville

Title: The Field Where I Died
Description: Challenge response: write a "Smallville" story whose title is the title of an "X-Files" episode. This is future-fic, angsty and mildly slashy.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Clark/Lex (implied)
Spoilers: none really

Title: Best Laid Plans
Description: Cliched Drunk-Lex PWP.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Spoilers: Mild for "Nicodemus"

Title: Pit Stop
Description: Lindsey passes through Smallville on his way home.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lindsey/Lex
Spoilers: "Angel" 2nd season through episode "Dead End"

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Star Trek

I wrote a lot more than what's here, but these are the ones I think are halfway decent.

Deep Space 9

Title: Command Decisions
Description: This is what happens when someone tells me a certain pairing "can't be done."
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bashir/Sisko
Spoilers: None, but takes place in DS9's third or fourth season (before Kira had the baby).

Title: Surprise, Surprise
Description:

Rating: R
Genre: Multiple (f/f/m/m/m/f/f approximately)
Pairing: Dax/Kira/Bashir/Bareil/Garak/Alt-Kira/other
Spoilers: None, but takes place shortly after the early episode where Kira gets disguised as a Cardassian.

Voyager

Title: Untitled
Description: More fluff written during the first season.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Janeway/Chakotay
Spoilers: None

Title: Present's End
Description: What could have happened in the episode where Voyager went back in time to the late 20th century.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mulder/Paris; Scully/Janeway
Spoilers: None

DS9/Voyager Crossovers

Title: Silver Linings
Description: Bashir and Kira get sucked through the wormhole into the Delta Quadrant, and are rescued by Voyager.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kira/Janeway/Torres/Bashir
Spoilers: None

Title: Basic Training
Description: Takes place at Starfleet Academy. Tom Paris will do almost anything to win a bet.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Paris/Bashir
Spoilers: None

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Star Wars

In addition to what's below, I also wrote several of the stories on The Sith Academy (Obi-Wan/Darth Maul)(will open in a new browser window).

Title: The X-File Strikes Back
Description: Mulder gets irrefutable proof of alien life.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mulder/Han Solo
Spoilers: None

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The X-Files

Title: Play the Game
Description: Pretty much PWP.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mulder/Skinner
Spoilers: Not much. Takes place after the third-season episode "Pusher" in which a bad-guy exercises mind control to make an FBI clerk beat up Skinner.

Title: Present's End
Description: What could have happened in the episode where Voyager went back in time to the late 20th century.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mulder/Paris; Scully/Janeway
Spoilers: None

Title: As Usual
Description: A mood piece, speculating on how Cancer Man always knows what Mulder and Scully are up to. Written mid-third season, so pretty much obsolete by now....
Rating: G
Spoilers: None

Title: As Always
Description: Sequel to "As Usual." Now completely obsolete, but what the hell.
Rating: G
Spoilers: None to speak of

Title: The X-File Strikes Back
Description: Mulder gets irrefutable proof of alien life.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mulder/Han Solo
Spoilers: None

Title: The "Beautiful Dreamer" series
Description: A short series of pieces where Scully dreams herself into classic works of literature.
Rating: PG-13

Title: Untitled
Description: Missing scene for the episode "Tunguska." Takes place after Mulder brings Krycek to Skinner's place and Skinner handcuffs Krycek to the railing on the balcony.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Skinner/Krycek
Spoilers: "Tunguska"

Title: Midnight Visitor
Description: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Skinner/Krycek
Spoilers: Season 6 episodes "S.R. 819" and "Field Trip."

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Xena/Hercules

I've written so much Xena fanfic, it has its own page. Open the Xena fanfic page in this window or open it in a new browser window.

I also wrote one chapter of Katrina's wonderful story Warlord Daze. (Will open in a new browser window.) The one I wrote is Chapter 73.

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Crossovers

Angel/Smallville

NEW! Title: Pit Stop
Description: Lindsey passes through Smallville on his way home.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lindsey/Lex
Spoilers: "Angel" 2nd season through episode "Dead End"

X-Files/Star Wars

Title: The X-File Strikes Back
Description: Mulder gets irrefutable proof of alien life.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mulder/Han Solo
Spoilers: None

X-Files/ST: Voyager

Title: Present's End
Description: What could have happened in the episode where Voyager went back in time to the late 20th century.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mulder/Paris; Scully/Janeway
Spoilers: None

DS9/Voyager

Title: Silver Linings
Description: Bashir and Kira get sucked through the wormhole into the Delta Quadrant, and are rescued by Voyager.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kira/Janeway/Torres/Bashir
Spoilers: None

Title: Basic Training
Description: Takes place at Starfleet Academy. Tom Paris will do almost anything to win a bet.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Paris/Bashir
Spoilers: None

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Joan the English Chick
fic@englishchick.com
Last updated 5 February 2005