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By Cait AlexanderMy Apprentice isBy Joan the English Chick
A guileless, innnocent cat
Bring Tuna <whammy!>Cuddles, Fluffi-Wan
Nothing can protect you from
Furry Paws of DeathI am quite busy
Must hone my rage and ... I mean,
must open tuna.
By Cait AlexanderTartan, stripes, plaid, clansBy Darth Grey
Kilt, sex, now. You know we want
To see Obi's legsBlack, red, gold, green. Kilt.
Force-driven crazed weasel. Sex.
Title? Who Cares? Now!
By Cait AlexanderYoda in drag isBy Joan the English Chick
A truly horrible sight
Ahh, my eyes, my eyes!If Yoda wrote a
SAiku? Not enough grammar,
does the old perv know.Try to avoid this
disturbing mental image:
Yoda in fishnets.
By Cait AlexanderPete's Wicked Ale orBy Joan the English Chick
Guiness. It must be Friday.
So, your place or mine?Hot Force-driven loveBy The Intrepid Condo-Owning Melissatm
No longer just Fridays, but
"He's not my boyfriend!"Gray Side of the ForceBy Darth Grey
Hamster Death Gulp numbs my brain
Obi's singing! Drool...Heat. Close to the ground.
Black leather Force-Boyz -- lines blur.
Grey Side Denial. Bliss.
By The Intrepid Condo-Owning MelissatmSuch a kindly man.By Auntie Krizu
A vote for Palpatine is
A vote for order!Oh, dear old Palpy
give us a glimpse of your heels
stilettos suit you.
By Cait AlexanderRage. Savour the tasteBy The Intrepid Condo-Owning Melissatm
Pure, unadulterated
Beer, pizza and MaulSpatula. I will
Never look at you the same.
Now, cooking is fun.Dull beige Jedi robes
Obi's more fun when he wears..
well... nothing at allRatty old t-shirt
We all know, Sith Lords Kick Ass
Best fashion statement.Sith AcademyBy Joan the English Chick
It distracts me from my work
Keeps my brain awakeStar Wars collection
LucasFilm stuff fills my shelf
Why did I buy this?
Jedi twit next doorBy Mel
Sentient beings in fridge
The life of a Sith.Watch Darth Lara Croft
on the screen till your eyes cross
Sith Do Not Take Breaks.Darth Maul comic book
Tattoos go all the way down...
I am Mary SueThe aging hippy
Enjoys his special brownies
Off to Happy Farms!Obi's lightsabre
Is always ready to go
No! His other one!
Haiku about Star Wars: Episode II
By Calligrafiti
As long as EwanBy Imp
Loses the robe at some point
I will watch gladly
George made a nightmareBy Jedimom
Never go watch it alone
Oh god! Jar-Jar clones!Faugh. Crappy title.By The Plaid Adder
I'll be down at the Grey Side,
Drinking with the boyz.Attack of the Clones:
Maul, Maul, Maul, Maul, Maul, and Maul.
Look! Silver lining!By The Intrepid Condo-Owning Melissatm
Attack of the ClonesBy Auntie Krizu
The title could have been worse
I'll still go see itCrap title it is
I miss Obi-Wan's bottom
Still, paying for it.Christopher Lee -- Sith?
I will bow down and worship
Kissing his robe's hemBucketloads of angst
More of that hurt and comfort
Slashiness is bliss.Obi, please give us
Un-jedilike behaviour
Do whup Jar-Jar's ass.By Darth Grey
Gore splattered void. Oops...
"Bacta! DNA! Engage
The Maul-O-Matic!!"Clones attack! Wool singed,
Darth Molly Bleats, "Plunder? Hah!
Sith Sheep Kick Viking Ass!"Black, red, gold, green. Kilt.
Force-driven crazed weasel. Sex.
Title? Who Cares? Now!Scoff even do I!
Better could Spielberg do. Hmph!
Failed your *whammy* has
By VyolaNew SithWear and stuff!
Get a shirt for every day
Wear sweats on weekendGoing to a con?
A duffle bag would be nice
Order yours todayA Sith, his Master
A bunch of menial crap
Where *is* my towel?Give in to your greed
Conspicuous consumption
Sidious approves
By FionnabairFaithful ApprenticeBy The Intrepid Condo-Owning Melissatm
Grovelling in front of me
It's all about FiBig airport goodbyeBy Vyola
Mystified crowd must wonder
Who this Fi chick isWe're innocent SithBy Joan the English Chick
Lady, don't give us that glare
Your kid followed *us*What a quick learner
Kid yells "it's all about Fi!"
My young apprenticeBy r'Hul
Sing "So long farewell"
We hate to say goodbye-eye
Mom pulls kid away
By JedimomSchool starts tomorrow.
6 months' post-coital bliss??
Get back to work, boyz.
By Darth GreyFall melancholy
Such a waste of sexy Sith
Slash reunites allBy The Intrepid Condo-Owning Melissatm
Coruscant winter
Maul cuts holiday shoppers
Into tiny bits
By r'Hul"tlhIngan Hol yIgItlh"
'e' muqaDpu' jedimom
vaj vIgItlhta'qu'translation also in haiku form:
"write in Klingon language"
jedimom challenged me that
so I did write it!
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